I took a shower. Got out of the shower. Stood in front of my full-length mirror. Let go of the towel that concealed my body. And looked at myself naked. For 20mins. And thought to myself. Damn without the requirements that the female form requires today. My unshaven legs, unkept pubes, pot belly, cellulite covered thighs, near-flat chest, hairy nipples, curve of my ass and regrowth on the top of my hair. All and All. I actually look mother fucking fantastic!
I am alittle drunk as i write this comment.
ReplyDeleteBut friend,
hyes you, you sweaty samona,
are fucking fantastcij!!!
dom't ever forget it and such my sweaty orange monmey lover.