Penis Envy

The concept of 'Penis Envy' was first introduced by Sigmund Freud. Today, this concept of 'Penis Envy' is referred sometimes symbolically or metaphorically to the idea that women wish that instead of their second best vag, they would rather have a penis or men between them have an insecurity towards the size of their cock.
Obviously, Sigmund Freud was a sexist bastard who himself had a very tiny penis that was pretty much the size of a clitoris and therefore was jealous for two reasons:

1. His tiny penis was in fact so tiny that he could neither pleasure himself let alone any woman horny enough to go near him.
   
2. Women don't need a giant cock to get a screaming orgasm, in fact all we technically need is our clitoris which unlike the penis is roughly the size an shape of a pea and contains over 8000 nerve endings and with literally no trouble but with the help of a hand or a back massager will give us an earth-shattering orgasm.

So when Freud decides to give us this little scenario in his highly intelligent and intellectual book Som Physical Consequences of the Anatomical Distinction between the Sexes that goes a little something like this:

Girl sees penis of brother or playmate which is, "strikingly visible and well proportioned" and instantaneously recognises it as the, "superior counterpart of her own small and hidden little organ" and thus is subjected to penis envy because now she has seen it and knows she don't have one she wants one.

I think that we can all agree that is a fucking load of bullshit! Since that "small and hidden little organ" doesn't need to be "strikingly visible and well-proportioned" to do the same fucking job of bringing about an orgasm. In fact, since all we technically need to get an orgasm is just our clitoris and not our whole reproductive system like men, I think we can say that it is the men who should be envious. Pretty sure, they should fucking suffer from "clit envy" because the clit is mother fucking amazing!