fingers

I fucking burnt four of my mother fucking fingers! Balls!!!

Thought Of The Day

I just don't understand why a shower doesn't have a maximum regulated temperature. I was taking a piss upon entering shower which i had left to warm up and I step in and i freakin burnt my bloody feet. Like fuck me, this shouldn't be happening!!!!

Penis Envy

The concept of 'Penis Envy' was first introduced by Sigmund Freud. Today, this concept of 'Penis Envy' is referred sometimes symbolically or metaphorically to the idea that women wish that instead of their second best vag, they would rather have a penis or men between them have an insecurity towards the size of their cock.
Obviously, Sigmund Freud was a sexist bastard who himself had a very tiny penis that was pretty much the size of a clitoris and therefore was jealous for two reasons:

1. His tiny penis was in fact so tiny that he could neither pleasure himself let alone any woman horny enough to go near him.
   
2. Women don't need a giant cock to get a screaming orgasm, in fact all we technically need is our clitoris which unlike the penis is roughly the size an shape of a pea and contains over 8000 nerve endings and with literally no trouble but with the help of a hand or a back massager will give us an earth-shattering orgasm.

So when Freud decides to give us this little scenario in his highly intelligent and intellectual book Som Physical Consequences of the Anatomical Distinction between the Sexes that goes a little something like this:

Girl sees penis of brother or playmate which is, "strikingly visible and well proportioned" and instantaneously recognises it as the, "superior counterpart of her own small and hidden little organ" and thus is subjected to penis envy because now she has seen it and knows she don't have one she wants one.

I think that we can all agree that is a fucking load of bullshit! Since that "small and hidden little organ" doesn't need to be "strikingly visible and well-proportioned" to do the same fucking job of bringing about an orgasm. In fact, since all we technically need to get an orgasm is just our clitoris and not our whole reproductive system like men, I think we can say that it is the men who should be envious. Pretty sure, they should fucking suffer from "clit envy" because the clit is mother fucking amazing!

Bored

I'm bored. so i'm just going to go off a tangent and talk about random shit. masturbation could be the possible conversation topic. or maybe my vagina...fuck me. i can't even be bothered to talk. maybe i'll just sleep and hope that tomorrow will be soon over. another day of just sitting around. waiting for the hours to pass before i can go and do something. maybe i might catch a bus and let it take me anywhere. anywhere is better than just sitting in this house, just waiting for something to happen. i think all i've done for the last two days is watch movies that bore me, read erotic ficiton that appears to be boring me aswell, or maybe i'll play tetris on my phone again. masturbating just seems just as boring as late. well. i guess i'll just have to wait until tomorrow is over...hopefully lingels will be free on monday, might have someone to keep me company whilst i just go and wonder. might go to an op shop. find something as good as my paris sailor patterned shirt...who knows. i'm still bored. off to bed...to wait for this day to end so that tomorrows will begin sooner, but unfortunately end just as slowly and boring...

Today

I took a shower. Got out of the shower. Stood in front of my full-length mirror. Let go of the towel that concealed my body. And looked at myself naked. For 20mins. And thought to myself. Damn without the requirements that the female form requires today. My unshaven legs, unkept pubes, pot belly, cellulite covered thighs, near-flat chest, hairy nipples, curve of my ass and regrowth on the top of my hair. All and All. I actually look mother fucking fantastic!

JIZZ CHODELLES

Deep down, I think they really do love me. They just like playing their love games. Well maybe not now...aye man/mans?

DOG

CHAZZZBABA!!!

CAT

MY CAN COLLECTION

Hey Man/Reader,

Some people like to collect action figures and later on sell them for high prices. But like most common folk I like to believe that the real collecting business is in cans.

Who wants to recycle when you can collect these babies! They may only cost about 5cents on the recycling market but think about it, 20 years from now when no ones seen a coke or sprite can... I'll be the one who can sell you one and when you have it, you can think back to all the good times when these beautiful babies were full of the second most tasteful, sexy and erotic tasting liquid. You will you have to thank? Simpy answer is, me man!

So all you mother fucks who think i'm a stupid will pay. So when you are one of those mother fucks who want to buy a can 20 years from now I'll be like, "Fuck you, Fuck you!"

BEAUTY

"Taught from infancy that beauty is woman's sceptre, the mind shapes itself to the body, and roaming round its gilt cage, only seeks to adorn its prison." - Mary Wollstonecraft

Oi, man/reader. I ask you, what is it that makes women beautiful?

Famous friend and fellow feminist, Mary Wollstonecraft highlights that women since childhood have imprisoned themselves into stereotypes that are highlighed in the female gender. In this case, Wollstonecraft has chosen beauty. Since I am the only one still alive out of me and my bud Mary I shall now show you the difference between beauty as gender and beauty as sex.

Now feast your eyes on Exihibit A: Beauty As Gender

Penelope Cruz. She's got tits, a flawless figure, her hair is all floaty, shiny and long just waiting for a man to run his fingers through it, pouty lips and her body is absent of any remaining hair (legs shaven and pubic hair all under control and she possibly may have her nipples waxed, actually if you've seen Vanilla Sky then yes nipples are hairless!) Her body, the majority of men (excluding men that like fat women) would say is sexy, gorgeous and beautiful.

So now i say to you, hey man? Is gender really everything, what of the natural, untouched beauty of the female sex. Look towards Exihibit B and ask yourselves why is the beauty of the female sex no longer ever an option for women today.

Exhibit B: Myself As The Female Sex

Myself, Lenny. I don't know about you but it is quite freakin obvious that i am the opposite of Penelope Cruz and if not your pretty mother fucking retarded. As you can see, it's not exactly what the men out there would find beautiful. But atleast I can say this that it is all mother fucking all natur-aaallll. I'm overweight, hairy and sweaty but I am woman. As a girl growing into a young woman I haven't changed anything in order to fufill the requirements of what is considered beauty today. Thus remaining as a beauty of sex and not gender.

Now I ask you, man/reader. Is the beauty of today what really defines us as women? Or are we just imprisoned in this male-constructed ideal of what beauty is to them and not ourselves. Why should we have to adhere to the ideals and assumptions of gender? Why can't we just be woman as mother nature intended us to be?