JIZZ CHODELLES

Deep down, I think they really do love me. They just like playing their love games. Well maybe not now...aye man/mans?

DOG

CHAZZZBABA!!!

CAT

MY CAN COLLECTION

Hey Man/Reader,

Some people like to collect action figures and later on sell them for high prices. But like most common folk I like to believe that the real collecting business is in cans.

Who wants to recycle when you can collect these babies! They may only cost about 5cents on the recycling market but think about it, 20 years from now when no ones seen a coke or sprite can... I'll be the one who can sell you one and when you have it, you can think back to all the good times when these beautiful babies were full of the second most tasteful, sexy and erotic tasting liquid. You will you have to thank? Simpy answer is, me man!

So all you mother fucks who think i'm a stupid will pay. So when you are one of those mother fucks who want to buy a can 20 years from now I'll be like, "Fuck you, Fuck you!"

BEAUTY

"Taught from infancy that beauty is woman's sceptre, the mind shapes itself to the body, and roaming round its gilt cage, only seeks to adorn its prison." - Mary Wollstonecraft

Oi, man/reader. I ask you, what is it that makes women beautiful?

Famous friend and fellow feminist, Mary Wollstonecraft highlights that women since childhood have imprisoned themselves into stereotypes that are highlighed in the female gender. In this case, Wollstonecraft has chosen beauty. Since I am the only one still alive out of me and my bud Mary I shall now show you the difference between beauty as gender and beauty as sex.

Now feast your eyes on Exihibit A: Beauty As Gender

Penelope Cruz. She's got tits, a flawless figure, her hair is all floaty, shiny and long just waiting for a man to run his fingers through it, pouty lips and her body is absent of any remaining hair (legs shaven and pubic hair all under control and she possibly may have her nipples waxed, actually if you've seen Vanilla Sky then yes nipples are hairless!) Her body, the majority of men (excluding men that like fat women) would say is sexy, gorgeous and beautiful.

So now i say to you, hey man? Is gender really everything, what of the natural, untouched beauty of the female sex. Look towards Exihibit B and ask yourselves why is the beauty of the female sex no longer ever an option for women today.

Exhibit B: Myself As The Female Sex

Myself, Lenny. I don't know about you but it is quite freakin obvious that i am the opposite of Penelope Cruz and if not your pretty mother fucking retarded. As you can see, it's not exactly what the men out there would find beautiful. But atleast I can say this that it is all mother fucking all natur-aaallll. I'm overweight, hairy and sweaty but I am woman. As a girl growing into a young woman I haven't changed anything in order to fufill the requirements of what is considered beauty today. Thus remaining as a beauty of sex and not gender.

Now I ask you, man/reader. Is the beauty of today what really defines us as women? Or are we just imprisoned in this male-constructed ideal of what beauty is to them and not ourselves. Why should we have to adhere to the ideals and assumptions of gender? Why can't we just be woman as mother nature intended us to be?

THE MAC

Readers,

I ask you is there anything more beautiful in this world than a Big Mac!?
What better symbolizes the gluttony and excess of our fine nation?
NOTHING I TELL YOU! NOTHING!

Thought of the day:
I love the cock.