Thought Of The Day

I just don't understand why a shower doesn't have a maximum regulated temperature. I was taking a piss upon entering shower which i had left to warm up and I step in and i freakin burnt my bloody feet. Like fuck me, this shouldn't be happening!!!!

Penis Envy

The concept of 'Penis Envy' was first introduced by Sigmund Freud. Today, this concept of 'Penis Envy' is referred sometimes symbolically or metaphorically to the idea that women wish that instead of their second best vag, they would rather have a penis or men between them have an insecurity towards the size of their cock.
Obviously, Sigmund Freud was a sexist bastard who himself had a very tiny penis that was pretty much the size of a clitoris and therefore was jealous for two reasons:

1. His tiny penis was in fact so tiny that he could neither pleasure himself let alone any woman horny enough to go near him.
   
2. Women don't need a giant cock to get a screaming orgasm, in fact all we technically need is our clitoris which unlike the penis is roughly the size an shape of a pea and contains over 8000 nerve endings and with literally no trouble but with the help of a hand or a back massager will give us an earth-shattering orgasm.

So when Freud decides to give us this little scenario in his highly intelligent and intellectual book Som Physical Consequences of the Anatomical Distinction between the Sexes that goes a little something like this:

Girl sees penis of brother or playmate which is, "strikingly visible and well proportioned" and instantaneously recognises it as the, "superior counterpart of her own small and hidden little organ" and thus is subjected to penis envy because now she has seen it and knows she don't have one she wants one.

I think that we can all agree that is a fucking load of bullshit! Since that "small and hidden little organ" doesn't need to be "strikingly visible and well-proportioned" to do the same fucking job of bringing about an orgasm. In fact, since all we technically need to get an orgasm is just our clitoris and not our whole reproductive system like men, I think we can say that it is the men who should be envious. Pretty sure, they should fucking suffer from "clit envy" because the clit is mother fucking amazing!

Bored

I'm bored. so i'm just going to go off a tangent and talk about random shit. masturbation could be the possible conversation topic. or maybe my vagina...fuck me. i can't even be bothered to talk. maybe i'll just sleep and hope that tomorrow will be soon over. another day of just sitting around. waiting for the hours to pass before i can go and do something. maybe i might catch a bus and let it take me anywhere. anywhere is better than just sitting in this house, just waiting for something to happen. i think all i've done for the last two days is watch movies that bore me, read erotic ficiton that appears to be boring me aswell, or maybe i'll play tetris on my phone again. masturbating just seems just as boring as late. well. i guess i'll just have to wait until tomorrow is over...hopefully lingels will be free on monday, might have someone to keep me company whilst i just go and wonder. might go to an op shop. find something as good as my paris sailor patterned shirt...who knows. i'm still bored. off to bed...to wait for this day to end so that tomorrows will begin sooner, but unfortunately end just as slowly and boring...

Today

I took a shower. Got out of the shower. Stood in front of my full-length mirror. Let go of the towel that concealed my body. And looked at myself naked. For 20mins. And thought to myself. Damn without the requirements that the female form requires today. My unshaven legs, unkept pubes, pot belly, cellulite covered thighs, near-flat chest, hairy nipples, curve of my ass and regrowth on the top of my hair. All and All. I actually look mother fucking fantastic!